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Weigh down your peers with our basic ‘BoatAnchor’ package.
Our ‘BridgeBurner’ package will make sure you are remembered on your way out.
Introducing ‘HellRaiser’ – Our complete suite. For the narcissist that always deserves the final word.
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Our experts have done all the hard work. Take the credit of your peers with our extensive playbooks.
Our team of auditors are second to none. We’ll tailor a plan guaranteed to raise your management’s blood pressure.
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We understand your pain. Your boss is unreasonable. Your peers are annoying. You deserved that promotion that Jerry got.
We know how unfair businesses can be in recognising merit objectively from results.
Why should others get ahead just because they are better than you? Let us intervene.
Formed by the combined suffering of four bitter consultants spurned by over 30 years of ‘Performance Improvement Plans’ we are uniquely placed in the Australian market to guide you to meeting your needs (for a price).
How it all came to be…
Isn’t that why you work?
If you just answered ‘Yes‘ it means you’re an exact fit for our ‘BoatAnchor’ package.
Wasted Productivity
Businesses ruined
working for you
of experience
No better time to get revenge
Tired of being bossed around by people dumber than you? No problem! Whether you work in a small start up environment or a corporate giant, our ‘Dunning-Kruger’ program will accelerate your career development.
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Award winning modules carefully crafted to maximise your learning.