Leadership is important
Our Team Leaders are the best in their fields
Composed entirely of deadshits industry superstars you’ve never heard of – our team of ex convicts drag themselves to work everyday to do your bidding.
Team
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Unhealthy attention to detail
It’s not a crime unless you get caught!
Ethically Versatile
Maxine Mac Milus
Co-Founder / CEO
Maxine came from a privileged family, so she knows how to run a business.
Alex Andrews
Co-Founder / CFO
Alex often wonders what he is doing, but don’t we all?
Frank Furious
CTO
Frank‘s job is to find out what the latest update from Microsoft won’t fucking work.
Karem Kulis
Marketing & Sales
Karem’s job is to polish turds all day.
Audrey Arkov
Public Relations
"We’re ruined!", exclaimed Audrey, as she watched the boxes of sensitive customer data tumble across the highway.
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