Are your colleagues annoying?

Do they keep discussing deadlines with you?

Does your manager constantly interrupt your personal office conversations?

Fret not! Simply turn up your computer speakers, press play and go to your regular extended lunch break.

Mosquitoes are scientifically proven to emit the most annoying sound known to human kind.

“Do you hear that?” Said Jenny.

“…yeah, that’s a mosquito” Responded Tom, bewildered. “But we’re on the 15th floor?!”

“Look’s like we’ll have to contact building support… again”, Sighed Nic.

• Start conditioning your peers!
• Push Tom to breaking point, with a young family he only sleeps three hours a day.
• Impress your boss with your ‘Mosquito Purge’ raindance.
• Profit!?